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A woman was laying in her hospital bed and was worried sick about her illness. She prayed to God asking Him to answer her prayers.
God appears before the woman and she asks him, "God, How much longer do I have to live?"
He looks at her and says, "My child you have 30 more years to live."
A few days later, the woman was released from the hospital. After her conversation with God, the woman decided to do all of the things she wanted to do. She went shopping and received a full makeover. She looked at her face and decided to add Botox treatments since she always wanted to get it done.
Several weeks later, after her final treatment, the woman walks out of the store and steps into oncoming traffic and gets hit by a bus and dies.
She appears before God and says to Him, "God, I thought you said that I had 30 more years to live?"
God looks at the woman and says, "I'm sorry my child, I didn't recognize you."
God appears before the woman and she asks him, "God, How much longer do I have to live?"
He looks at her and says, "My child you have 30 more years to live."
A few days later, the woman was released from the hospital. After her conversation with God, the woman decided to do all of the things she wanted to do. She went shopping and received a full makeover. She looked at her face and decided to add Botox treatments since she always wanted to get it done.
Several weeks later, after her final treatment, the woman walks out of the store and steps into oncoming traffic and gets hit by a bus and dies.
She appears before God and says to Him, "God, I thought you said that I had 30 more years to live?"
God looks at the woman and says, "I'm sorry my child, I didn't recognize you."