Cremation is my last hope for a smoking-hot body.
After seeing an ad for burial plots, I thought this was the last thing I needed.
Thanks to our funeral director for being the last person to let us down.
The will is the dead giveaway.
Speaking badly of the dead is a grave mistake.
Get well soon because headstones are expensive!
What’s a corpse’s favorite currency? Cryptocurrency.
At the boss’ funeral, a disgruntled employee kneeled next to the coffin and whispered, “Who’s thinking outside the box now, Gary?”
What's Blonde and dead in a closet? The Hide and Seek Champion from 1995.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns? They taste funny.
My grandma always said "Slow and steady wins the race." She died in a fire.
My doctor advised me to kill people. Not in such words of course, he just said that I must diminish the amount of stress in my life.
