I hereby declare...

[kiwi1960]

...that this is to be my new home forums. Yes, I have adopted it, site and sight unseen.

If 10 different people post in this thread, I'll get naked and run down the street.

If I get 20 people all saying NO... then I wont.

I'll even post photos.

NOTE: By reading this, you have voided the offer. sorry.

 

[NavyRet]

OMG. Please DON'T post naked pics. I fear that would be the cause of many people going completely blind or at the very least having the image forever burned into their retinas. AARRRGGGGHHHHH.

 

[Katzenfreund]

Streaking is out of fashion, also an offense against law and onlookers, unless it’s a shapely girl who then posts her photos. It's also allowed if you're a Sphynx Cat. As you don’t meet any of those criteria, going naked on this forum would be bannable.

But if you insist, at least give us a warning so that I can log off in time. And to be on the safe side, I’m getting the hell out of this thread.

Sphynx Cat

 

[kiwi1960]

You didn't read this line... or were so shocked, didn't understand it...

"NOTE: By reading this, you have voided the offer. sorry."

There was never any risk of me streaking. (besides, its winter here, today we had a heavy fog which dropped temps below zero Celsius.)

 

[NavyRet]

Nah, that ain't winter. Winter is 4 feet of snow and temps of minus 30 F (-34C). THAT'S winter. What you describe is a balmy spring day here in Minnesota.

 

[kiwi1960]

We do sometimes get snow here in our little village....

But Navy.... we are a former Brit colony so unlike US homes.... ours are not insulated for winter and we are lucky if we have a wood burner....

in that regard, I'm lucky.... bother a wood burner and a chip heater for hot water.

 

[Katzenfreund]

You didn't read this line... or were so shocked, didn't understand it...

"NOTE: By reading this, you have voided the offer. sorry."

There was never any risk of me streaking. (besides, its winter here, today we had a heavy fog which dropped temps below zero Celsius.)

You can't rely on exclusion clauses. When they invalidate the offer, they're rejected by most courts.