Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.
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I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock.
Take my wife PLEASE
While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake.
