Heart attacks related to language ?

[NavyRet]

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans...

5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

 

[Katzenfreund]

I think we should review the rule about having to speak English here. No wonder board participation is declining.

 

[Oldone3pp]

Lmao Ich werde von nun an Deutsch zu sprechen, nur um sicher :lotpot:


knowing my luck NavyRet will probably see this & trash it then kick my *ss

 

[NavyRet]

Is this what you meant to say? Ich werde auf Deutsch zu sprechen von nun am, nur um sicher.

 

[bum4evr]

Allyay ofyay youyay areyay azycray.

 

[NavyRet]

Ankthay Ouyay (Inkway)

 

[Oldone3pp]

Talkingay likeay thisay isay whatay weay callay piglatinay....Lolay


Yes this is what I meant to say

Ich werde auf Deutsch zu sprechen von nun am, nur um sicher.

 

[Katzenfreund]

Me no understand.

 

[NavyRet]

Me no understand.

Hmmm :hmmm: Let's go get a beer Tonto. Hiyo Silver away.

(Good thing this is in Fun Stuff or I'd have to warn us all for being off topic LMAO)

 

[pigpen000]

Das klingt gut zu mir

 

[NavyRet]

Mir auch.