Grandma knows

[pigpen000]

My niece came asking, "How do you know Santa is a man?
Grandma blurts out "Because he shows up late, eats your cookie, empties his sack, comes only once, calls you a ho and leaves while you are sleeping,"

 

[littledog1]

All the time he's playing the field.

 

[Edna]

Suddenly, the North Pole sounds like a dive bar after midnight...