German, Mexican & American

[pigpen000]

A German, an American, and a Mexican are traveling in the Amazon, and they get captured.The head of the tribe says to the German, "What do you want on your back for your whipping?"
The German responds, "I will take oil!"
So they put oil on his back, and a large Amazon whips him ten times.
When he is finished the German has these huge welts on his back, and he can hardly move.The Amazons haul the German away, and say to the Mexican, "What do you want on your back?"
"I will take nothing!"
says the Mexican, and he stands there straight and takes his ten lashings without a single flinch."
What will you take on your back?"
the Amazons ask the American.
He responds, "I'll take the Mexican

 

[vbin]

hahahaha

 

[Katzenfreund]

I was going to say I'd have a folded blanket, but he's even more practical.

 

[vbin]

Paddy Englishman, Paddy Scotchman and Paddy Irishman come across a magic slide.
The slide operator tells them when they slide down, whatever they shout out for is what they will land in at the bottom.
Paddy Englishman goes first and yells "Gold!" and lands in gold.
Paddy Scotsman goes next and screams "Silver!" so he lands in silver.
Paddy Irishman looks down the slide and, being afraid of heights, closes his eyes and jumps, crying out "OH SH*T!"

 

[NavyRet]

I believe I would have called out "18 year old blond girl with a perfect hourglass figure wearing nothing at all."