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  • I told my boss three companies were after me and I needed a raise to stay at my job. We haggled for a few minutes, and he gave me a 5% raise.

    Leaving his office, he stopped and asked me, "By the way, which companies are after you?" I responded, "The gas, electric, and cable company."
 
Yesterday was my 18th birthday!” a customer said after walking into our convenience store. He then asked for some e-cigarette products and handed me his ID to prove he was indeed of age. I scanned the ID, but it came back expired. Now thoroughly deflated, he asked, “Does that mean I’m not 18?”
 
No ID no purchase. I've been a convenience store manager and a trouble shooter....
 
The_Droid said:
No ID no purchase. I've been a convenience store manager and a trouble shooter....
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One of the big problems is that fewer and fewer people are using cash and the banks are happy as they are always willing to give you credit.and also giving you the chance to get deeper and deeper into debt.
 
zaferali said:
One of the big problems is that fewer and fewer people are using cash and the banks are happy as they are always willing to give you credit.and also giving you the chance to get deeper and deeper into debt.
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The biggest problem is the card charges a business gets for letting customers use the PDQ machine...stop using card payments and save the business over £200 a year, doesn't sound like much but to a small business, that's a different matter
 
AI will take over peoples lives as they become lazier and lazier, cars will not only be driven by electricity but by robots and every one will be queuing up to buy one. I ask children what is their favourite food and drink, Pizza, hamburger and coke, they are your future generation.
 
You're too late to predict that stuff......1. AI took over most peoples lives as soon as they bought a mobile device 2. People are only lazy because alternative ways are given to them...for example people use cards to pay for stuff instead of cash. They shop online instead of going out. 3. Cars are already on the roads in some places that are driven without a human driver. Everyone? I don't think so, you obviously don't know that 100,000s of people are ANTI EV, and they have already expressed their fears of AI making life and death decisions for them...they're answer, no way. 4. Children only eat what is given to them by adults like they have a choice from birth? As they grow up they are accustomed to the consumption of fast food. I am not like that, the mini droids will not be reliant of fast foods. The children our future generations....tend to grow up, it shows how little faith you have in the human race of the future, when the human race of the present is experiencing a grave injustice. WEF want to extinguish all life all plants, that's happening now! If parents want to drag their children up and put them on a diet of fast food, they're not going to live very long, that's for sure.
 
A number of years ago people had to use their brains to survive, they needed knowledge and that was given through books and they produced growth, but as we all know every thing has it's limits. I could strip and rebuild a motor cycle when I was sixteen, help was given by books and magazines human experience was always there if needed. It was the enjoyment of the sport. Banks were used to save money not to give me credit for my next model, that I had to earn.
 
It’s the World Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right next to the pitch. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbour if someone will be sitting there. ‘No,’ says the neighbour. ‘The seat is empty.’ ‘This is incredible,’ said the man. ‘Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Final and not use it?’ The neighbour says, ‘Well actually the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first World Cup Final we haven’t been to together since we got married.’ ‘Oh, I’m so sorry to hear that. That’s terrible….But couldn’t you find someone else, a friend, relative or even a neighbour to take her seat?’ The man shakes his head. ‘No,’ he says. ‘They’re all at the funeral.’
 
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer. ‘This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it you.’ The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, ‘Which do you want, son?’ The boy takes the quarters and leaves. ‘What did I tell you?’ said the barber. ‘That kid never learns!’ Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. ‘Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?’ The boy licked his cone and replied, ‘Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!
 
A guy dies and is sent to hell. Satan meets him, shows him doors to three rooms, and says he must choose one to spend eternity in. In the first room, people are standing in dirt up to their necks. The guy says, ‘No, let me see the next room.’ In the second room, people are standing in dirt up to their noses. Guy says no again. Finally Satan opens the third room. People are standing with dirt up to their knees, drinking coffee and eating pastries. The guy says, ‘I pick this room.’ Satan says Ok and starts to leave, and the guy wades in and starts pouring some coffee. On the way out Satan yells, ‘OK, coffee break’s over. Everyone back on your heads!’
 
A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, ‘This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for £300 as long as you can say it in three words.’ The guy replies, ‘Hey, why not?’ He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays £300 on the bar, and says slowly. ‘Paint…my….house.’
 
his house,

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During my check-up I asked the Doctor, "Do you think I'll live a long and healthy life then?"
He replied, "I doubt it somehow. Mercury is in Uranus right now."
I said, "I don't go in for any of that astrology nonsense."
He replied, "Neither do I. My thermometer just broke."
 
Because he didn’t want to meet his opponent in the ring.:)
 
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