Five Word Story Game

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the food at the mall

 

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something that seemed fun at

 

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Hillary's party when she danced

 

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to the insane beats of

 

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Rip Off Your Clothes and

 

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which nauseated everyone within fifty

 

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Nautical miles of cape cod

 

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So Charlie Harper had sex

 

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Even though he was alone

 

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causing his mother to proclaim

 

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got there? a giant banana?

 

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will fly me to Detroit

 

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is from the planet Melmac

 

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in the McDonald's parking lot

 

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While waiting for his McBurger

 

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UFOs swooped down and shot

 

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cooked his fries and pie

 

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laced with PCP and THC

 

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jump up and loudly scream

 

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Do it to me again

 

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you hot sexed perverted animal

 

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George Bush dancing naked on

 

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while sexting with Anthony Weiner

 

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so he drove to Weiner's

 

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So I decided to pinch

 

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her pet silver back gorilla

 

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trying to sell me insurance

 

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so God smote the little

 

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commanded Lieutenant Sulu to shoot

 

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Captain Kirk with his phaser