Five Word Story Game

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caught and mounted on his

 

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diadem, with an enormous ruby

 

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mounted on his golden breastplate

 

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An imposing catkind emperor figure

 

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is what the universe needed

 

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and drooling dogs roamed ominously

 

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threatening to slobber and crap

 

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So cats had to intervene

 

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and genetically engineer the dogs

 

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down on their knees, praying

 

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for clemency from cat rulers

 

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Empress Nefreteri, a beautiful Siamese

 

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queen cat, was not amused

 

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and decreed that all dogs

 

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shall cease slobbering and crapping

 

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or else be immediately sent

 

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to cages with big cats

 

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in charge of torturing them

 

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and showing who is boss

 

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while grooming their fur and

 

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sharpening their nails in preparation

 

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for the upcoming canine sacrifice

 

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when ten giant Chihuahuas will

 

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be shrunk to the size

 

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of dried cat food and

 

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fed to mountain lions atop

 

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great mountains of tuna fish

 

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swimming in unison towards a

 

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future unknown by all except

 

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those in the know and