As told by dog
I brought dead squirrel into the house the other day and I took it to my kennel and guarded it with my life.
Mom and dad figured they would take the squirrel out when I was eating my dinner.
Well when they went to give me dinner, mom quickly went into my kennel to grab the squirrel so she could take it outside to our backyard but to her surprise the squirrel was gone.
The freeking squirrel was playing dead, he deserves a treat for that one.
Mom started screaming that the squirrel was not dead because it was gone.
Later that night after everyone went to sleep, mom felt movement in the bed. She opened an eye and saw the squirrel standing on dad trying to get his nuts. She grabbed the broom and smacked the squirrel, but she also racked dad.
Now dad is sleeping in his truck because he is afraid of mom, he also took a bag of peas from the freezer with him. I don't know how he will cook those out there
I brought dead squirrel into the house the other day and I took it to my kennel and guarded it with my life.
Mom and dad figured they would take the squirrel out when I was eating my dinner.
Well when they went to give me dinner, mom quickly went into my kennel to grab the squirrel so she could take it outside to our backyard but to her surprise the squirrel was gone.
The freeking squirrel was playing dead, he deserves a treat for that one.
Mom started screaming that the squirrel was not dead because it was gone.
Later that night after everyone went to sleep, mom felt movement in the bed. She opened an eye and saw the squirrel standing on dad trying to get his nuts. She grabbed the broom and smacked the squirrel, but she also racked dad.
Now dad is sleeping in his truck because he is afraid of mom, he also took a bag of peas from the freezer with him. I don't know how he will cook those out there
