Little Craig asked Mom, what 2 words that kids at school were using meant ........ Pussy and Bitch.
Mom inhaled sharply, but then said: "Oh, that's easy. A pussy is a cat, like our little Chico.
A bitch is a female dog, like our Sandy."
"Thanks, Mom."
He then found his Dad out in the garage.
"Dad, the guys at school are using words I don't understand."
"What words, son?"
"Pussy and bitch. I asked Mom, but I don't think she told me the right meanings."
Dad said: "Son, never ask your mother about these things, ask me instead. Let me explain it like this."
He pulled a Playboy from his workbench, turned to the centerfold, drew a circle around the pubic area
and said: "Son, everything inside the circle is pussy."
"Okay, Dad. Then what's a bitch?
Dad replied: "Everything outside the circle."
Mom inhaled sharply, but then said: "Oh, that's easy. A pussy is a cat, like our little Chico.
A bitch is a female dog, like our Sandy."
"Thanks, Mom."
He then found his Dad out in the garage.
"Dad, the guys at school are using words I don't understand."
"What words, son?"
"Pussy and bitch. I asked Mom, but I don't think she told me the right meanings."
Dad said: "Son, never ask your mother about these things, ask me instead. Let me explain it like this."
He pulled a Playboy from his workbench, turned to the centerfold, drew a circle around the pubic area
and said: "Son, everything inside the circle is pussy."
"Okay, Dad. Then what's a bitch?
Dad replied: "Everything outside the circle."