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Deaf Italian Bookkeeper

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> >
> > A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper Angelo has
> > cheated him out of $10 million.
> >
> > His bookkeeper is deaf, that was the reason he got the job in
> > the first place.
> >
> > It was assumed that Angelo would hear nothing so he would
> > never have to testify in court.
> >
> > When the Godfather goes to confront Angelo about his missing
> > $10 million, he takes along his lawyer who knows sign language.
> >
> >
> > The Godfather tells the lawyer, ‘Ask him where the money
> > is??’
> >
> > The lawyer, using sign language, asks
> > Angelo, where's the money??
> >
> >
> > Angelo signs back, ‘I don't know what you are talking
> > about.’
> >
> >
> > The lawyer tells the Godfather, ‘He says he doesn't know what
> > you're talking about.’
> >
> >
> > The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Angelo's head and says,
> >
> > ‘Ask him again and if he gives the wrong answer,
> > I'll kill him.’
> >
> >
> > The lawyer signs to Angelo, ‘He'll kill you if you don't tell him.’
> >
> >
> > Angelo trembles and signs, ‘Okay. The money is in a brown briefcase,
> >
> > buried behind the shed at my brother Joey's house.’
> >
> > The Godfather asks the lawyer, ‘What did he say?’
> >
> > The lawyer replies, ‘He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger.’
>
 
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