Likes milk with his drivel.
N
Spreads his drivel on toast and give it to Wolluf. 
Is probably about 45 years old, and thus no longer eligible for the child's discount at restaurants.
N
Obviously has super power to know we went out for dinner last night?
K
Has his very own transporter pad and thinks he's special.
N
Should have known that he didn't need to chop down trees to be a real man. 
Taught his Wuluf what trees are REALLY for.
K
Don't need any tree's and has plenty of wood :harhar:
Prematurely sold his shares in Hair Club for Men.
Wishes he had a Battleship.
K
Is still the man of the battleship unless the wife is around :harhar:
Then he's relieved of his command :lotpot:
Then he's relieved of his command :lotpot:
K
Is pretty bald and handsome
Failed the physical at Hair Club.
K
Failed his fitness physical and was forced into retirement :harhar:
K
Thinks facebook is the title of a Norman Rockwell novel
O
Thinks ladders are for doing a quick step and tango on :icecream:
K
Should know the ladder is fixed and ready for next suicide attempt
B
he is smarter then most of us cause he understands the stock market - I wish I knew the friggen stock market - (only thing I know is... buy SILVER! it was $8 an ounce when I was a kid!)
Scratches his balls in public.
O
Speaks from experience :whistling: :lotpot:
K
Has street experience