Blonde Speeder

[pigpen000]

A blonde is speeding down a freeway when she is stopped by a highway patrol officer.
The officer asks if he can see her driver's license.
The blonde replies angrily, "I wish you guys would make up your minds!
Just yesterday one of you took away my license, and now today you expect me to show it to you!"

 

[Katzenfreund]

And since she no more had a license to lose, she could go on speeding.