A guy was going to go on a blind date, but askes his friend, " What do I do when she looks awful, I don't like her from the first moment?"
Don't worry there's an app for that called 'hi mom are you okay',
you schedule it to ring your phone, when you like the person you ignore it,
when not, just pretend it's your mom and she's in trouble and you leave the date.
The guy installs the app and goes to the date,
when he sees the woman he realized she is absolutely gorgeous,
Then her phone rings, she picks up the phone and says,
"Hi mom are you okay?
Don't worry there's an app for that called 'hi mom are you okay',
you schedule it to ring your phone, when you like the person you ignore it,
when not, just pretend it's your mom and she's in trouble and you leave the date.
The guy installs the app and goes to the date,
when he sees the woman he realized she is absolutely gorgeous,
Then her phone rings, she picks up the phone and says,
"Hi mom are you okay?