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A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his patients to a baseball game.
For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his commands.
When the day of the game arrived, everything went well.
As the national anthem started. The doctor yelled up, nuts! And the patients complied by standing up.
After the anthem, he yelled down, nuts! And then they all sat back down in their seats.
After a home run was hit, the doctor yelled cheer, nuts! And they all broke out in applause and cheered.
When the umpire made a particular bad call against the star of the home team, the doctor yelled boo, nuts! And they all started booing and cat calling.
Comfortable with their response, the doctor decided to get a beer and a hotdog and then left his assistant in charge.
When he returned, there was a riot in progress. Finding his missing assistant, the doctor asked, what in the world happened?
The assistant replied, well, everything was going just fine until this guy walked by and yelled... peanuts! peanuts!
For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his commands.
When the day of the game arrived, everything went well.
As the national anthem started. The doctor yelled up, nuts! And the patients complied by standing up.
After the anthem, he yelled down, nuts! And then they all sat back down in their seats.
After a home run was hit, the doctor yelled cheer, nuts! And they all broke out in applause and cheered.
When the umpire made a particular bad call against the star of the home team, the doctor yelled boo, nuts! And they all started booing and cat calling.
Comfortable with their response, the doctor decided to get a beer and a hotdog and then left his assistant in charge.
When he returned, there was a riot in progress. Finding his missing assistant, the doctor asked, what in the world happened?
The assistant replied, well, everything was going just fine until this guy walked by and yelled... peanuts! peanuts!