Because tin is easier to steal than steel.
Why does my cat purr when I touch her?
Why does my cat purr when I touch her?
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Because a cat can be trusted to show it when she is pleased, which is more than can be said for human beings.
Why doesn't anyone else participate in this thread?
Why doesn't anyone else participate in this thread?
Because they're not as stupid as we are.
Who's ass CAN'T Chuck Norris kick?
Who's ass CAN'T Chuck Norris kick?
His own.
If fear of spiders is arachnophobia and fear of tight spaces is claustrophobia, what is fear of Chuck Norris?
If fear of spiders is arachnophobia and fear of tight spaces is claustrophobia, what is fear of Chuck Norris?
A recipe for continued good health.
If a fella met a fella with a bag of beans, could a fella tell a fella what a fella means?
If a fella met a fella with a bag of beans, could a fella tell a fella what a fella means?
That would be spilling the beans.
How do you tell apart identical beans?
How do you tell apart identical beans?
You can't, so just eat both of those suckers.
Since the earth spins at 25,000 miles per hour and we are not flung off by centrifugal force, we must be held down by gravity. The question is this: If the earth were NOT spinning and because of that there was no centrifugal force, would we weigh so much we wouldn't be able to move?
Since the earth spins at 25,000 miles per hour and we are not flung off by centrifugal force, we must be held down by gravity. The question is this: If the earth were NOT spinning and because of that there was no centrifugal force, would we weigh so much we wouldn't be able to move?
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No.. because the moon rotates at only 10.3 miles per hour (at its MAX - it actually changes), and we HAVE had astronauts on the moon so they were not so heavy.. actually.. they were kinda light if I remember correctly... but I understand that the moons mass is smaller and I also wonder how much of a factor centrifugal force is in regards to the spinning of a planet.. but I believe the best way to accomplish weighing so much that you can't move.. is to eat at McDonalds every day and order a Quarter Pounder with cheese value meal (yum!)... and Super Size it.. 
Ok.. Navy asked an intelligent question... let me see if I can think of one too...
A camel has 3 eyelids which help protect it from sand.. a trait which evolved over many generations.. but a camel is a dumb animal who cant possibly change its own DNA to help future generations of camels deal with hardships.. which means.. something DID notice and made that change.. but how? so.. is evolution a type of "magic" that we just can't understand?
Ok.. Navy asked an intelligent question... let me see if I can think of one too...
A camel has 3 eyelids which help protect it from sand.. a trait which evolved over many generations.. but a camel is a dumb animal who cant possibly change its own DNA to help future generations of camels deal with hardships.. which means.. something DID notice and made that change.. but how? so.. is evolution a type of "magic" that we just can't understand?
We do understand magic: It’s done by mirrors, special props/assistants, quick/hidden movements, or it’s self-working based on maths/physics/chemistry. But dumb spectators don’t know what’s going on. Well, evolution is the self-working variety, but we’re just dumb spectators that don’t know how it’s happening.
Did God create man before woman because he didn't want any advice?
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Did God create man before woman because he didn't want any advice?
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No. Actually woman was an afterthought when man couldn't figure out what to do with his pecker.
Do those penis enlargement/enhancement products really work?
Note: Wasn't meant to be an intelligent question.
Do those penis enlargement/enhancement products really work?
Note: Wasn't meant to be an intelligent question.
They do, provided that after taking them you view your dick thru a magnifying glass.
Does a girl who marries a detective have to kiss dick?
Does a girl who marries a detective have to kiss dick?
Not if her name is Lorena Bobbitt.
If you are an elevator operator in a 12 story building and you start with 10 people in your elevator on the first floor, then stop at each floor and let 4 people off on the odd floors and 5 people off on the even floors while 2 people board on the odd floors and 3 people board on the even floors, how old is the elevator operator?
If you are an elevator operator in a 12 story building and you start with 10 people in your elevator on the first floor, then stop at each floor and let 4 people off on the odd floors and 5 people off on the even floors while 2 people board on the odd floors and 3 people board on the even floors, how old is the elevator operator?
Probably old enough to be retired, as modern elevators don't need operators any more than escalators do.
If an elevator is going down instead of up shouldn't it be called a loweror?
If an elevator is going down instead of up shouldn't it be called a loweror?
Only of you're moving a boom, then you could lower the boom.
Why do they call them boom boxes when they aren't cardboard and aren't used for carrying materiel?
Why do they call them boom boxes when they aren't cardboard and aren't used for carrying materiel?
Because they make so much noise that many people want to drop a bomb on them which goes "boom". As to why they're also called boxes, it's because to people who don't understand or like them they're just black boxes.
Why is is called a bomb and not a boomb?
Why is is called a bomb and not a boomb?
He bought it.
Why does it snow when it's cold?
Why does it snow when it's cold?
It's simple matter of self-preservation. In the cold, snow sees the opportunity to survive from premature melting.
What came first: vapor, water, rain, snow or ice?
What came first: vapor, water, rain, snow or ice?
Yes.
If the world spins at over 1,000 mph, why aren't we flung off into space?
If the world spins at over 1,000 mph, why aren't we flung off into space?
Because the world sucks. If it wasn't so bad as to suck, we'd be thrown off.
If the world didn't suck but rocked, wouldn't we be jerked about?
If the world didn't suck but rocked, wouldn't we be jerked about?
Nah, prolly be jerked off.
Do penis enhancers really work?
Do penis enhancers really work?