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How did the hippopotamus get in a tree?
How did the hippopotamus get in a tree?
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It' was his family tree.
Why does monosyllabic have five syllables?
Why does monosyllabic have five syllables?
Because it's a Greek word and for the guy who invented it, grammar was all Greek to him.
If a group of lions is a pride, shouldn't a group of cats be a majestic?
If a group of lions is a pride, shouldn't a group of cats be a majestic?
No. A group of cats is called stew. (just kidding)
Who the hell pushed Humpty Dumpty?
Who the hell pushed Humpty Dumpty?
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Try balancing an egg on a wall and see how long it lasts. No one pushed him he just rolled over.
Why do you sign the card of someone who is leaving their job even if you hated them?
Why do you sign the card of someone who is leaving their job even if you hated them?
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So he does not tell the boss about the pens, staplers and note pads you stole from work before he leaves.
What did we use before toilet paper was invented?
What did we use before toilet paper was invented?
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Sears and Roebuck catalog
This makes me wonder just how old bum4evr is?
This makes me wonder just how old bum4evr is?
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Older than 1 and younger than 109. For obvious reasons.
After watching Psycho II and III do you watch IV to see how bad it gets?
After watching Psycho II and III do you watch IV to see how bad it gets?
No, because Psycho I was already bad enough for me.
How do you mend broken biscuits?
How do you mend broken biscuits?
super glue
Why is there air?
Why is there air?
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Because when you take the hydrogen out of the water you get oxygen which is the main part of air.
Why are there so many stupid questions in this topic?
Why are there so many stupid questions in this topic?
Because the world is full of stupid.
How did I get roped into playing this stupid game?
How did I get roped into playing this stupid game?
It boosts your ego seeing the stupid things other people say.
Why are Martians green?
Why are Martians green?
Because they are seen through night vision goggles.
Why do some people pick their noses and then eat the results?
Why do some people pick their noses and then eat the results?
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Because they are lacking in self control.
Why hasn't anyone posted in "In Before Mods/Admins" in 5 days?
Why hasn't anyone posted in "In Before Mods/Admins" in 5 days?
Because if you post before Mods/Admins they’ll catch you when they come. So you should wait till they’ve come and gone, when it will be safe.
How does a hen know the size of egg holders so as to lay eggs the right size to fit them?
How does a hen know the size of egg holders so as to lay eggs the right size to fit them?
Because chickens are actually interstellar travelers who are MUCH more intelligent than humans and they are here reconnoitering our planet in preparation for their hostile invasion scheduled for the year 2032.
Why didn't you already know that?
Why didn't you already know that?
Because the info is suppressed by foxes who want to have all the chickens to themselves when they invade.
Why did the fox jump for sour grapes instead of seeking a chicken?
Why did the fox jump for sour grapes instead of seeking a chicken?
Because he was a recent convert to the cult of Aesop and believed he was suppose to worship grapes.
Why is the NSA listening to my cell phone conversations with Chancellor Angela Merkel?
Why is the NSA listening to my cell phone conversations with Chancellor Angela Merkel?
Because you'd otherwise complain to the Ombudsman that the government ignores you.
Do NSA officers also listen to their wives' phone conversations to see what they get up to behind their backs?
Do NSA officers also listen to their wives' phone conversations to see what they get up to behind their backs?
No. They don't have wives - they're all gay.
If a man speaks in the forest and there's no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?
If a man speaks in the forest and there's no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?
He's morally wrong for trying to hide his wrongness, potentially wrong as women can read a man's mind afterwards and under suspicion for not having been sufficiently wrong in front of them. Also silly for talking to himself.
If someone asks a question that isn't silly, is he still entitled to a silly answer or does he forfeit his right therefor?
If someone asks a question that isn't silly, is he still entitled to a silly answer or does he forfeit his right therefor?
Huh? Wazzat? Waat chu mean, man?
What's the square root of a googolplex?
What's the square root of a googolplex?
It’s the number which multiplied by itself gives one googolplex. If you're not mathematically inclined, plant a googolplex, get its root and compress it to a square.
If someone posts a question or answer that isn’t stupid, should he get a warning for spamming?
If someone posts a question or answer that isn’t stupid, should he get a warning for spamming?
Spamming ?
Like this:
No, I shouldn't get a warning for spreading spam about.
Have you ever had a spamwich? Or Spam and eggs? Or a spamburger?
Like this:
No, I shouldn't get a warning for spreading spam about.
Have you ever had a spamwich? Or Spam and eggs? Or a spamburger?
Monty Python doesn't approve of spamwich, Spam and eggs, or spamburger, they're adulterated forms of spam. Only spam, spam, spam and spam, with option of extra spam.
True or false?:
Quality spam is not spam. ("Katzenfreund")
True or false?:
Quality spam is not spam. ("Katzenfreund")
Maybe it is and maybe it isn't, it all depends on your taste buds, Bud.
Why do they call them "tin cans" when they are obviously large naval vessels and not small containers of food?
Why do they call them "tin cans" when they are obviously large naval vessels and not small containers of food?
Because the famous Tin Can Sailors had much of their food prepared from tins and cans.
Why are ships called vessels when they're obviously not kitchen utensils?
Why are ships called vessels when they're obviously not kitchen utensils?
Because sailors run through them the same as blood runs through blood vessels. YUK YUK YUK
If I eat myself, would I be twice as big or would I disappear?
If I eat myself, would I be twice as big or would I disappear?
Neither. You'd be recycled and back to where you started.
Why are tins called tins when they're not made of tin but steel?
Why are tins called tins when they're not made of tin but steel?