Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!

[Katzenfreund]

We used to have this game in the old DirtyWarez, it may be considered to belong to the more intellectual variety.

You answer the previous question and then ask your own question.

Example:
(Previous question Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because he was approaching a KFC and didn't want to take any chances.

(And now my question Why do cats like mice?

 

[nevyn68]

Because all cats are sadists.

Did you or are you having a good childhood?

 

[Katzenfreund]

Because they suit them perfectly.

Why is abbreviation such a long word?

 

[nevyn68]

Because the English language is the most screwed in the world.

Why can't it rain between 3 and 5 am every day instead of during the day?

 

[Katzenfreund]

Because cats who hunt by night at those times would get wet.

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?

 

[EMS]

nope

Why did the hedgehog cross the road

 

[nevyn68]

To get to the front door.

Knock Knock. Who's there?

 

[Katzenfreund]

Because stars don't come off on clothes.

If you could have everything, where would you put it?

 

[EMS]

In someone elses garage.


If you had nothing what would you do with it?

 

[EMS]

if she's pretty enough I'd give her something she has had

When some of us were children why did we draw the sun in the middle of the sky?

 

[nevyn68]

Because kids are just plain stupid.

Why do the women in my life always seem to not put things back where they get them from?

 

[Katzenfreund]

Because they're no different from other women.

Why does lipstick not stick a woman's lips so she can't move them to talk?

 

[nevyn68]

Because you haven't made it clear to her that there is another thing they can be used for.

Why do I almost fall asleep at 8pm but am wide awake again at 10pm?

 

[Katzenfreund]

Because it's difficult to sleep upside down in Australia.

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight?

 

[EMS]

themselves.

Why are there so many idiots in the world?

 

[xxnatedoggxx]

because mothers and fathers are idiots for having kids in the first place.

Why is it so hard to have fast download speeds as a free user?

 

[nevyn68]

Speed is a relative term and free user negates that completely thus creating a non entity.

Why does my neighbour always come over and slow me down when I'm gardening until I run out of time and it starts to rain?

 

[Katzenfreund]

Because he's found a way of producing rain - more comfortable than dancing for it.

Practice makes perfect.....But nobody's perfect......so why practice?

 

[nevyn68]

Cos you really do have to practice at somethin. Anythin....... even if it's nothin.

Which colour is better? Pink or Purple?

 

[Katzenfreund]

Definitely the Royal Blue of the VIPs.

If the best pass the test with flying colors, what colors apply to those who fail it?

 

[nevyn68]

Crashing colours of course. der!

Why does Lego have to cost so much?

 

[NavyRet]

Because if it cost less, poor people could buy them.

Why is water clear?

 

[nevyn68]

Because I haven't pissed in it yet.

Where is the Jasmine plant near my house so I can go kill it?

 

[NavyRet]

Judging from the appearance of your yard, it was ALL Jasmine plants, so there are none left - it's all dead.

Why is a football (American) called a pig-skin?

 

[EMS]

because they don't know its real name

why do you lot need so much sleep?

 

[Katzenfreund]

Because we're influenced by our cats who sleep a lot.

Why do some people answer one question with another?

 

[nevyn68]

If you find an answer please let me know.

When should I reset cookieclicker for the first time?

 

[Katzenfreund]

When it stops clicking.

How come the computer mouse doesn't eat the computer cookies?

 

[swampy]

He is afraid of getting a virus

Who is general fault and why is he reading my hard drive

 

[NavyRet]

Cuz he tried reading your mind but the pages were all blank.

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?