Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. Sheila was really pissed.
She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 10-15 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning Bob got up early and left for work. When Sheila woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, Sheila put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 10-15 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning Bob got up early and left for work. When Sheila woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, Sheila put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
