A Teacher Fell Asleep in Class

[pigpen000]

A teacher fell asleep in class and a little boy walked up to him.

Little boy: "Teacher are you asleep in class?"

Teacher: "No Iam not sleeping in class."

Little boy: "What were you doing sir?"

Teacher: "I was talking to God."

The next day the little boy fell asleep in class and the same teacher walked up to him.

Teacher: "Young man, you are sleeping in my class."

Little boy: "No, not me sir, I was not sleeping."

The teacher, then angry: "What were you doing?"

Little boy: "I was talking to God."

The teacher: "What did he say?"

Little boy: "God said he never spoke to you yesterday."

 

[littledog1]

Clever Lad

 

[Edna]

Looks like that little boy had a quick comeback for the teacher! You can't fool kids with the same trick twice