A POSITIVE ATTITUDE

[UPMAN]

Thursday night I gradually woke up stiff as a plank in hospital's ICU,
tubes up my nose & down my throat, every function & all around my
head, hell of a pain over my left ear, and...a drop dead gorgeous nurse hovering over me.
It was obvious I'd been in a serious accident.
The nurse looked at me deep & steady and then I heard her slowly say,
'You may not feel anything from the waist down.'
I managed to mumble in reply, 'Can I feel your tits, then?'
NOW THERE MY FRIENDS IS A POSITIVE ATTITUDE.

 

[NavyRet]

It takes a real fast thinker to respond to stuff like that.

 

[zaferali]

where there is life, there is hope.