Husband left his wife for her best friend. Who was her maid of honor.
When the husband and his lover moved in together, the woman rented the house directly across the street so she could keep her eye on them.
One night she spied on her ex husband and ex girlfriend, she saw them polish of a bottle of wine. She sees him motion them over to the fireplace, which where he likes to make his move romantic.
At this point the woman across the street grabs her dog kennel. Where she has been keeping the skunk that she stole from the zoo, she crosses the street, climbs onthe chimney and drops the skunk down the hatch. The skunk immediately sprays them both, her little biological warfare attack worked.
When police arrived the woman was still outside laughing at the couple, then they booked her for assault, animal endangerment, Animal theft.
At her trial her lawyer told her to plead guilty, to try to get the lowest possible sentence possible. To everyone's surprise, the judge gave her no prison time, and when the lawyer went into see the judge afterwards and asked the judge why he was so lenient, the judge replied I do not want that woman angry with me.
When the husband and his lover moved in together, the woman rented the house directly across the street so she could keep her eye on them.
One night she spied on her ex husband and ex girlfriend, she saw them polish of a bottle of wine. She sees him motion them over to the fireplace, which where he likes to make his move romantic.
At this point the woman across the street grabs her dog kennel. Where she has been keeping the skunk that she stole from the zoo, she crosses the street, climbs onthe chimney and drops the skunk down the hatch. The skunk immediately sprays them both, her little biological warfare attack worked.
When police arrived the woman was still outside laughing at the couple, then they booked her for assault, animal endangerment, Animal theft.
At her trial her lawyer told her to plead guilty, to try to get the lowest possible sentence possible. To everyone's surprise, the judge gave her no prison time, and when the lawyer went into see the judge afterwards and asked the judge why he was so lenient, the judge replied I do not want that woman angry with me.