a man and a barber

[pigpen000]

A man enters a barber shop and asks how long before he can have his hair cut. The barber looks round and replies, "Two hours." The man leaves the shop. The next day the man again enters the shop and asks how long before he can have a hair cut. The barber again replies, "Two hours." The man walks out.
The next day, again at the same time the same man enters and asks how long for a hair cut. Again the answer is two hours. He walks out and the barber asks his friend to follow him and see where he goes. Twenty minutes pass and the friend finally returns in stitches laughing. "Well," asks the barber, where does he go?"
The man replies, "Your house."

 

[NavyRet]

And then, carrying his sharpest razor the barber heads for home.

 

[kiwi1960]

or not... have you seen his wife?

 

[NavyRet]

Actually, the barber is gay and he's married to Sweeney Todd.

 

[Katzenfreund]

The wife leaves with the man, and the barber promises him free haircuts and shaves for life in gratitude.