- Joined
- Aug 15, 2015
- Messages
- 6,369
- Reaction score
- 789
- Points
- 113
A cop pulls over a carload of nuns.
Cop: "Sister, this is a 65 MPH highway why are you going so slow?"
Sister: " Sir, I saw a lot of signs that said 22, not 65."
Cop: " Sister, that's not the speed limit, that's the name of the highway you're on!"
Sister: " Oh! Silly me! Thanks for letting me know, I'll be more careful."
At this point the cop looks in the back seat where there are other nuns shaking and trembling.
Cop: " Excuse me, sister, what's wrong with your friends back there? They're shaking something terrible.
sister: "Oh, we just got off highway 119."
Cop: "Sister, this is a 65 MPH highway why are you going so slow?"
Sister: " Sir, I saw a lot of signs that said 22, not 65."
Cop: " Sister, that's not the speed limit, that's the name of the highway you're on!"
Sister: " Oh! Silly me! Thanks for letting me know, I'll be more careful."
At this point the cop looks in the back seat where there are other nuns shaking and trembling.
Cop: " Excuse me, sister, what's wrong with your friends back there? They're shaking something terrible.
sister: "Oh, we just got off highway 119."