1. Talk to yourself, there are times that you need expert advice.
2. In style are the clothes that still fit ya.
3. You don't need anger management, you need people to just stop pissing you off.
4. Your people stills after just fine, it's the tolerance for idiots that needs a bit of work.
5. The biggest lie you tell yourself is that you don't need to write that down, i'll remember it.
6. On time is when you get there.
7. Even duct tape can't fix stupid, but it sure does muffle the sound.
8. It would be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for 10 minutes and come out wrinkle free and 3 sizes smaller.
9. Lately you've noticed people your age are so much older than you.
10. Growing old should have taken longer.
11. Aging has slowed you down, but it hasn't shut you up.
12. You still haven't learned to act your age and hope you never will.
And one more: One for the road means peeing before you leave the house.
2. In style are the clothes that still fit ya.
3. You don't need anger management, you need people to just stop pissing you off.
4. Your people stills after just fine, it's the tolerance for idiots that needs a bit of work.
5. The biggest lie you tell yourself is that you don't need to write that down, i'll remember it.
6. On time is when you get there.
7. Even duct tape can't fix stupid, but it sure does muffle the sound.
8. It would be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for 10 minutes and come out wrinkle free and 3 sizes smaller.
9. Lately you've noticed people your age are so much older than you.
10. Growing old should have taken longer.
11. Aging has slowed you down, but it hasn't shut you up.
12. You still haven't learned to act your age and hope you never will.
And one more: One for the road means peeing before you leave the house.