Barack Obama walks into a bar, but he is invisible.

[GOrwell]

After attracting the bartender’s attention, the bartender says "Ok, I'll bite. Why are you invisible?"

Barack says "Well, I found a bottle on the beach and...then I rubbed it." "And then...importantly...A genie came out." "The genie said I could have...3 wishes."

For my first wish, I said "Let me say this, and this is profoundly important...I want Michelle to marry me...I love her,...and I think America will love her too." That wish was granted.

For my second wish, I said "Like all patriotic Americans, I am deeply patriotic...and I want to be President...of the United States...so I can serve my country." That wish was granted too.

And then, for my third wish, I started by saying "Let me be clear..."

 

[Edna]

Let me be clear, I want to travel around continents and visit world's deepest ocean

 

[zaferali]

I hope that you do not want to visit the Titanic?

 

[Edna]

Let me be clear, I wish death could be reversable so that I can see my mom and Dad

 

[zaferali]

If death was reversible, we would have dinosaurs as neighbours. Think of what you have and how you use it in the future.

 

[Edna]

Let me be clear, I wish would be swimming in riches

 

[zaferali]

Let me be clear, I wish would be swimming in riches

It would be a nice way to drown.