“I'm vile and perverted.
I'm obsessed and deranged.
I've existed for years but very little has changed.
I'm the tool of the government and industry too.
For I'm destined to rule and regulate you.
You may think I'm pernicious, but you can't look away.
I'll make you think I'm delicious with the stuff that I say.
I'm the best you can get... have you guessed me yet?
I'm the slime oozing out of your TV set....”
― Frank Zappa
“Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.”
― Frank Zappa
“A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.”
― Frank Zappa
“Interviewer: 'So Frank, you have long hair. Does that make you a woman?'
Frank Zappa: 'You have a wooden leg. Does that make you a table?”
― Frank Zappa
“Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.” – Frank Zappa
“There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we’d all love one another.” – Frank Zappa
I'm obsessed and deranged.
I've existed for years but very little has changed.
I'm the tool of the government and industry too.
For I'm destined to rule and regulate you.
You may think I'm pernicious, but you can't look away.
I'll make you think I'm delicious with the stuff that I say.
I'm the best you can get... have you guessed me yet?
I'm the slime oozing out of your TV set....”
― Frank Zappa
“Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.”
― Frank Zappa
“A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.”
― Frank Zappa
“Interviewer: 'So Frank, you have long hair. Does that make you a woman?'
Frank Zappa: 'You have a wooden leg. Does that make you a table?”
― Frank Zappa
“Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.” – Frank Zappa
“There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we’d all love one another.” – Frank Zappa