To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine,
and those who don't,
and are always seen with a bottle of water in their hand,
Ben Franklin said:
"In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria."
In a number of carefully controlled trials ,scientists have demonstrated that
if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia Coli, (E.. Coli) – bacteria found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop annually.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine and beer
(or rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through
a purification process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.
Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink
wine and talk stupid,
than to drink water
and be full of shit.
VERIFICATION:
Both The House and Senate drink A Lot Of Water while In Session.
This Explains The Results Therein
I’ll Drink To THAT
. . . .
and those who don't,
and are always seen with a bottle of water in their hand,
Ben Franklin said:
"In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria."
In a number of carefully controlled trials ,scientists have demonstrated that
if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia Coli, (E.. Coli) – bacteria found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop annually.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine and beer
(or rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through
a purification process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.
Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink
wine and talk stupid,
than to drink water
and be full of shit.
VERIFICATION:
Both The House and Senate drink A Lot Of Water while In Session.
This Explains The Results Therein
I’ll Drink To THAT
. . . .
