What do you call a priest who becomes a lawyer?
A father-in-law!
What do you call birds that stick together?
Vel-crows!
What do you call a snobby criminal walking down the steps?
A condescending con descending!
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
Toad!
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
A pair-odactyls!
What do you call a pile of cats?
A meow-ntain!
What do you call a row of rabbits hopping away?
A receding hare line!
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
A Mississippi!
What do you call a monkey that loves Doritos?
A chipmonk!
What do you call a mac 'n' cheese that gets all up in your face?
Too close for comfort food!
What did the grape say when someone stepped on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
A father-in-law!
What do you call birds that stick together?
Vel-crows!
What do you call a snobby criminal walking down the steps?
A condescending con descending!
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
Toad!
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
A pair-odactyls!
What do you call a pile of cats?
A meow-ntain!
What do you call a row of rabbits hopping away?
A receding hare line!
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
A Mississippi!
What do you call a monkey that loves Doritos?
A chipmonk!
What do you call a mac 'n' cheese that gets all up in your face?
Too close for comfort food!
What did the grape say when someone stepped on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.