Go to a tree trunk and
take a piss. If it attracts
a lot of ants you have high
glucose. If it dries too fast
you have high sodium. If
it smells like meat, you
have high cholesterol.
Forgot to open your pants
to pee, Alzheimer's. Had
trouble aiming at the tree,
Parkinson's. If you pee on
your feet, Prostate.
Couldn't smell the pee,
definitely COVID.
take a piss. If it attracts
a lot of ants you have high
glucose. If it dries too fast
you have high sodium. If
it smells like meat, you
have high cholesterol.
Forgot to open your pants
to pee, Alzheimer's. Had
trouble aiming at the tree,
Parkinson's. If you pee on
your feet, Prostate.
Couldn't smell the pee,
definitely COVID.