A woman was entertaining while hubby was at work but he didn’t feel well so his boss sent him home.
The wife heard his car pull up and screamed at her lover, “quick get your clothes and climb out the window ” but it’s raining the guy said. “If he catches you he will kill us both”
So out the window went the man.
He jumped to the ground then he ran down the street. He found himself in the middle of a Marathon, “do you always run naked asked” one runner, “oh yes” the guy replied “the feeling of freedom and the air on your skin is wonderful”.
Another runner asked why he carries his clothes, “so I can get dressed quickly and then drive home when race is over”.
One runner looked lower and asked, “do you always wear a condom when you run”? “only when it’s raining". was the reply.
The wife heard his car pull up and screamed at her lover, “quick get your clothes and climb out the window ” but it’s raining the guy said. “If he catches you he will kill us both”
So out the window went the man.
He jumped to the ground then he ran down the street. He found himself in the middle of a Marathon, “do you always run naked asked” one runner, “oh yes” the guy replied “the feeling of freedom and the air on your skin is wonderful”.
Another runner asked why he carries his clothes, “so I can get dressed quickly and then drive home when race is over”.
One runner looked lower and asked, “do you always wear a condom when you run”? “only when it’s raining". was the reply.