The Heron is back and this time it's going to die!

[nevyn68]

A quick recap.
This came to my pond last year and stole fish.

I had to do this to stop it from doing it again.

The fisheries and wildlife people told me last year that the heron would be back from the end of September until the end of January.
Well those idiots wouldn't know a fish from a cow.
The f*cking HERON is back already.

And I am going to kill it if I get the chance. I don't know if it got a fish today but it won't be getting another one.
I have put the netting back up so if it wants to get stuck inside the netting and have it's neck twisted go for it otherwise go away.

I HATE FRACKIN BIRDS!

 

[kiwi1960]

You touch that heron and I'll send your threat to the Aussie wildlife people.... THAT particular heron is a personal mate of mine and its under *MY* protection.

 

[Katzenfreund]

Well, I won't welcome back the heron so as not to provoke nevyn too much, but I'll certainly welcome back kiwi, quite a different kind of bird.

 

[Ch3vr0n]

string it up and make lunch of it

 

[nevyn68]

Oh I intend to ignore Kiwi and deposit the thing in the front yard for the crows and magpies to eat.
No sign of it today but I know it will be back.
They always come back.
Their like New Zealanders. Just when you think they are gone .....BANG!.... they move back into the street.

 

[kirk1701®]

Oh I intend to ignore Kiwi and deposit the thing in the front yard for the crows and magpies to eat.
No sign of it today but I know it will be back.
They always come back.
Their like New Zealanders. Just when you think they are gone .....BANG!.... they move back into the street.

OH ME!!!

Hey Nev, I got plenty of guns you need an army, I'll help yu out mate.

2 AK-47's one for me and one for you
Won't be nothing left but a grease spot :mrgreen:

 

[chrasna]

slow-roasted heron. mmmmmmmmmmm...

 

[Katzenfreund]

From what I read, herons and other water birds have a foul taste. It would thus be preferable to eat the fish that the heron would catch instead of the heron itself.

 

[nevyn68]

There is not much meat on a heron so if I do get it this year then who ever wants it can have it.

Crows, Magpies or Cats.

Or it's just going to go in a bag in the bin.

If I don't get it then there will be another topic like this next year.
And the year after that and so on till I get it or it gets me.

 

[kirk1701®]

From what I read, herons and other water birds have a foul taste. It would thus be preferable to eat the fish that the heron would catch instead of the heron itself.

Now your talking, feed the herons to the fish :thumbsup:

 

[kirk1701®]

YUM!!!!

I got enough turkey to feed the whole forum :lol:

We can call um kiwi burgers :thumbsup:
White or Dark meat?

 

[nevyn68]

You can't feed birds to fish.
Even though it would be a very good thing to do. Karma.

And as for the kiwi burgers I think they might stick in your throat a bit.
Kiwi's are a very small flightless bird with even less meat than a heron.

 

[Dr Pickles]

Let's keep it civil gentlemen and ladies.

 

[kirk1701®]

Let's keep it civil gentlemen and ladies.

We'll try bud, that's kinda hard though now that "the shoe is on the other foot" :thumbsup: