Joe is sitting at a bar, staring at the sexy bartender. He slapped a ten on the table and says, "I bet I can keep an eye on this drink while I go to the bathroom."
She knew the bathroom was around the corner so she accepted the bet. Joe took his glass eye out placed it beside the glass and went to the bathroom.
"Betcha I can bite my own ear," Joe challenged. The bet was accepted and he took out his false teeth & nipped his ear. Once more he scooped up the money.
"Okay," he said, "I'll give you a chance to win your money back. I bet I can make love to you so tenderly you won't feel a thing."
Now that was one thing she knew about so she accepted the bet. Joe lifted her skirt & away they went.
"I can feel you," she cried.
"Oh well," Joe said, "You win some, you lose some !!"
She knew the bathroom was around the corner so she accepted the bet. Joe took his glass eye out placed it beside the glass and went to the bathroom.
"Betcha I can bite my own ear," Joe challenged. The bet was accepted and he took out his false teeth & nipped his ear. Once more he scooped up the money.
"Okay," he said, "I'll give you a chance to win your money back. I bet I can make love to you so tenderly you won't feel a thing."
Now that was one thing she knew about so she accepted the bet. Joe lifted her skirt & away they went.
"I can feel you," she cried.
"Oh well," Joe said, "You win some, you lose some !!"
