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Oh those Irish Nuns!!!

UPMAN

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A car full of Irish nuns is sitting at a traffic light in
downtown Dublin, when a bunch of rowdy drunks
pull up alongside of them.
"Hey, show us yer tits, ya bloody penguins!"
shouts one of the drunks.
Quite shocked, Mother Superior turns to Sister Mary
Immaculata and says, "I don't think they know who
we are; show them your cross."
Sister Mary Immaculata rolls down her window and
shouts, "Piss off, ya fookin' little wankers, before I
come over there and rip yer balls off!"
Sister Mary Immaculata then rolls up her window,
looks back at Mother Superior, quite innocently, and
asks, "Did that sound cross enough?
 
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