Oh! Hola! Joko the Djoko

[malaki]

Judges, you’ve got to let me know

Should I stay or should I go

If I stay for this one time

I will gladly pay a fine

Yes, I lied but who’s to know.

Will I stay or should I go.

 

[Katzenfreund]

Why do you write in verse?

But if you can, then I guess,

Why use prose, which is worse?

Verse is surely best,

prose is worth less,

there’s also nothing else.


By Katzenfreund

 

[NavyRet]

I hide myself
Behind myself
And then I try
to find myself.

 

[Katzenfreund]

A sillier version, in an attempt to rhyme:

I hide myself
Behind myself
Then I say "What the eff...
I just can't find myself".

 

[Rickkins]

I have tried to be a poet,
But I always seem to blow it.
If I had a seed, I'd try to grow it.
Gotta stop now, I know it...

 

[malaki]

Novax wanted to break the rules

But he thought they were just his tools

His middle finger he did show

But the ones in charge said he must go.

What a surprise when he got the toss.

The Aussies showed him who was the boss.

 

[NavyRet]

Found on the inside wall of a stall in a public toilet:

Here I sit broken-hearted
Tried to shit but only farted.

He who writes on shit-house walls
Rolls his shit in little balls.

He who reads these words of wit
Eats those little balls of shit.

 

[Katzenfreund]

Novak surely had some nerve

The cheeky COVID stricken Serb

First he lied, then tried to swerve

But lost this legal tennis serve

(by Katzenfreund)

 

[UPMAN]

Jack and Jill went up the hill each with a buck and a quarter
Jill came down with 2 and a half
did they really go up for water?