Little Johnny

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the teacher asked little Johnny to use the word "definitely" in a sentence.

after some pondering little Johnny asked the teacher "are farts lumpy"?

the teacher replied "no little Johnny, they are not".

little Johnny replied, "then i definitely shat my pants".

 

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Did you know Little Johnny grew up to become Ron White?

 

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one of the best i think

 

[Edna]