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Granting Wishes

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100 men on a tour bus heading up the mountains had a tragic accident. Feeling badly, God decided to grant every single person one wish before they move on to heaven.

God approaches the first man and asks, "what wish can I grant you before you enter heaven?"

The first man looks at God and says, " I want to be handsome."
God agrees and makes the man handsome. The man becomes handsome and is ecstatic at the change that God has made.

Suddenly God hears laughter from the back of the room. He decides to ignore the laughter as the second man approaches. He asks again.
"What wish can I grant you before you enter heaven?"

The second man looks at God, thinks about the first wish he heard and says, " I want to be handsome."
God agrees and makes the man handsome.
The laughter gets louder, but God decides to ignore it. He feels that at the end He will see who is laughing and why.

God continues on asking each man about his wish. Each man declares that they too want to be handsome. After every wish is granted, God hears the laughter getting louder and louder.

Finally He reaches the end of the line and looks at the man that was laughing throughout the entire process.

God asks the man the same question. "What wish can I grant you before you enter heaven?"

The man, laughing even harder, looks at God and says "I want You to make them all ugly again."
 
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