>>
>>
>> A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job.
>> The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"
>>
>> He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee."
>>
>> "Ok, have you ever been in the military service?"
>>
>> "Yes," he says, "I was in Iraq for one tour."
>>
>> The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment."
>>
>> Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"
>>
>> The guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles."
>>
>> The interviewer grimaces and then says, "Okay. You've got enough
>> points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8 a.m.
>> to 4:00 p.m. You can start tomorrow at 10 a.m., and plan on starting
>> at 10 a.m. every day."
>>
>> The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8 a.m. to 4
>> p.m., why don't you want me here until 10 a.m.?"
>>
>> "This is a government job", the interviewer says. "For the first two
>> hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls.
>> No point in you coming in for that.
>>
>>
>> A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job.
>> The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"
>>
>> He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee."
>>
>> "Ok, have you ever been in the military service?"
>>
>> "Yes," he says, "I was in Iraq for one tour."
>>
>> The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment."
>>
>> Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"
>>
>> The guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles."
>>
>> The interviewer grimaces and then says, "Okay. You've got enough
>> points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8 a.m.
>> to 4:00 p.m. You can start tomorrow at 10 a.m., and plan on starting
>> at 10 a.m. every day."
>>
>> The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8 a.m. to 4
>> p.m., why don't you want me here until 10 a.m.?"
>>
>> "This is a government job", the interviewer says. "For the first two
>> hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls.
>> No point in you coming in for that.
>>
