A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He
puts the alligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons. I'll
make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside.
Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute He'll then open his
mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed. In return for witnessing this
spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink."
The crowd murmured their approval. The man stood up on the bar, dropped his
trousers, and placed his privates in the alligator's open mouth. The gator
closed his mouth as the crowd gasped. After a minute, the man grabbed a
beer bottle and rapped the alligator hard on the top of its head. The gator
opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals unscathed as promised.
The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks was delivered. The man
stood up again and made another offer.
"I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try". A hush fell over the
crowd After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar. A blond woman
timidly spoke up. I'll try, but you have to promise not to hit me on the
head with the beer bottle".
puts the alligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons. I'll
make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside.
Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute He'll then open his
mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed. In return for witnessing this
spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink."
The crowd murmured their approval. The man stood up on the bar, dropped his
trousers, and placed his privates in the alligator's open mouth. The gator
closed his mouth as the crowd gasped. After a minute, the man grabbed a
beer bottle and rapped the alligator hard on the top of its head. The gator
opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals unscathed as promised.
The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks was delivered. The man
stood up again and made another offer.
"I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try". A hush fell over the
crowd After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar. A blond woman
timidly spoke up. I'll try, but you have to promise not to hit me on the
head with the beer bottle".
