> A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As
> he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful
> woman boarding the plane. He soon realized She was heading
> straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took
> the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation
> he blurted out, “Business trip or pleasure?”
>
> She turned, smiled and said, “Business.
> I’m going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Utah."
>
> He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous
> woman he had ever seen Sitting next to him, and she was
> going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs!
>
> Struggling to maintain his composure, he
> calmly asked, “What’s your Business at this
> convention?”
>
> “Lecturer,” she responded. “I use
> information that I have learned from my Personal experiences
> to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality.”
>
> “Really?” he said. “And what kind of
> myths are there?”
>
> “Well,” she explained, “one popular myth
> is that African-American men are The most well-endowed of
> all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who
> is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth
> is That Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is
> men of Mexican Descent who are the best. I have also
> discovered that the lover with Absolutely the best stamina
> is the Southern Redneck.”
>
> Suddenly the woman became a little
> uncomfortable and blushed.. “I’m Sorry,” she said,
> “I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with
> you. I don’t even know your name.”
>
> “Tonto,” the man said, “Tonto Gonzales,
> but my friends call me Bubba".
> he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful
> woman boarding the plane. He soon realized She was heading
> straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took
> the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation
> he blurted out, “Business trip or pleasure?”
>
> She turned, smiled and said, “Business.
> I’m going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Utah."
>
> He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous
> woman he had ever seen Sitting next to him, and she was
> going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs!
>
> Struggling to maintain his composure, he
> calmly asked, “What’s your Business at this
> convention?”
>
> “Lecturer,” she responded. “I use
> information that I have learned from my Personal experiences
> to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality.”
>
> “Really?” he said. “And what kind of
> myths are there?”
>
> “Well,” she explained, “one popular myth
> is that African-American men are The most well-endowed of
> all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who
> is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth
> is That Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is
> men of Mexican Descent who are the best. I have also
> discovered that the lover with Absolutely the best stamina
> is the Southern Redneck.”
>
> Suddenly the woman became a little
> uncomfortable and blushed.. “I’m Sorry,” she said,
> “I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with
> you. I don’t even know your name.”
>
> “Tonto,” the man said, “Tonto Gonzales,
> but my friends call me Bubba".