A couple were in a busy shopping mall just before Christmas. The wife suddenly noticed that her husband was missing. They had a lot to do, so she called him on her cell phone.
The wife said, "Where the hell are you? Don't you realize we have lots to do."
He said, "Do you remember the jewelers we went into about 10 years ago, and you fell in love with that diamond necklace? I couldn’t afford it at the time. Remember? I said that one day I would get it for you."
Little tears started to flow down her cheek and she got all choked up. "Yes, I do remember that shop," she replied.
"Well, I'm in the bar next to that."
The wife said, "Where the hell are you? Don't you realize we have lots to do."
He said, "Do you remember the jewelers we went into about 10 years ago, and you fell in love with that diamond necklace? I couldn’t afford it at the time. Remember? I said that one day I would get it for you."
Little tears started to flow down her cheek and she got all choked up. "Yes, I do remember that shop," she replied.
"Well, I'm in the bar next to that."